: You know we are doing this just because we need to explain why you have that much respect for each country.

Yes, I know.

: Were should we start?

Maybe from the lowest to highest?

: Fine, but beware of one thing and one thing only.

Which?

: You gave a low score to USA, meaning you'll have to give good detail of this score. Understood?

Yes, sir.

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Part 1: Low scores

Meaning countries I have my reasons not to respect.

: No one here is a toddler, jackass.

Popular China, AKA China :
I don't even have to say this, but:

1) The name by itself it's just hypocrital.'Popular', come on, we all know it's no democracy, we all know the communists have all the power, no one here is an idiot.

2) Literally, no freedom, one just can note this by the first declared law in this country. Everyone must have the red book, fuck it, if someone doesn't wan to read it then it's there problem and shouldn't be executed.

3) Even though your economy is fucking huge, your people still die of starvation.Kinda ironic, considering you're a communist nation.

4) You're the reason the planet is polluted as fuck. Every corporation that could go to you, went. And you're enough of an idiot to let them cause lung cancer.

I can find more reasons, but I'll leave it there.

Serbia :

1) Caused World war I by negating 3 things for a police investigation. I know WWI would have happened anyway, but still, there was no reason for you to put the slavs into the conflict. Or was it...?

2) Yes, you took control of all the Slav people, who were with you all the time in the Balcan Wars.They only wanted to be free from everyone, but you just gave them terror.

USA :

1) You fucking sick fuck, you were the goddamn puppet master Latin America for most of the XXth century. We all know it, it's too obvius. While you' re crying that you're the 'freedom' of the world, you supported Latin American dictators who tortured and murdered not only people who fought for a better world, but also people who just thought.

: You became much thinner. Haven't you?

Yes, thank you.

Argentina:

Yes I actually hate my own country.

Well, it's actually pretty simple, the country it's beatifull, but the people are just idiots. All the goddamn day complaining thayt everyone is poor and the goverment is shit. Here 's a great idea: Work for charity if you think the country is poor. You're mid class, I know you can spend some time helping one, jerk. Every thing you complain about, you can do something, then do it faggot.

Spain:

You know what, I've forgotten.

Part 2 : Positive scores

South Korea.

1) Just being an Asian Tiger is pretty respectable.

2) You showed to the rest of the world that only capitalism works after the comparison between you and North Korea.

3) I still miss this guy.

Germany:

In reality, being one of the three richest countries in Europe should be enough to have 4 '+s'. But there is a good reason you got so low.

That reason, being, that your people is loveless, most people I know who went to Germany noticed you people can't be very close. This at such point that kids salute there parents with just a shake. I cannot respect that.

Finland:

Simplest one ever: They have the best education system ever. Could you ask more?

Republic of China, AKA Taiwan:

Being an opposite of China, putting democracy ASAP, being capitalist and an Asian Tiger.

UK:

1) This

2) And this

Costa Rica:

Now, this is the 'WTF?!' one, I can understand that.

It's reason is for having one the brightest minds born there, but that alone is nothing. What ius really important, is that you mantained his ideas and perfectioned them. Just feel proud.

Japan:

You've become and extremely rich country, but you didn't fall for the big trap and conserved one mankinds greatest jewels: japanese culture. You just didn't keep it, you made it advance with modern times and made it appealing to next generations. That's just awesome.

France:

Oh, the big champ.

1) You respect your population a lot, having a good health service and awesome education, for free. You understood the human rights fought for them in a capitalist style. USA should learn a lot about you.

2) Great ideas came from here, specially during French Revolution.

3) Finally, your people understand what love is. Enough to be the opposite of what Germany is, that's rather unique, considering you're in Europe.

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